The Gym

The new home gym system
Slides effortlessly out of its box.
No assembly required.
The gleaming chrome fixtures seem to offer
Reflections of a trimmer You;
The shush-shush of the pulleys whispers
Vague promises of metamorphosis.

It also makes a nifty clothing rack.


Overheard recently: "I'm a Queen! My pantyhose says so."

and "Why do I drink fat-free milk and eat fat-free food??? Because I'm not!"